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  • >>The Daily Show<<
    "Movie Industry? Pha. Those export generating, global image boosting, carpenter employing homos."
    -Jon Stewart in response to Sen. Tom Coburn's critique of a Obama's tax earmark for the movie industry.

Quickie 10

  • 1. What is your favorite movie?
  • My snobby answer is Apocalypse Now. But my real answer is Caddy Shack. That gofer!!!
  • 2. George Clooney or Brad Pitt?
  • George is my boy.
  • 3. What snacks do you buy at the movie theater?
  • I usually just nibble on the chair in front me
  • 4. Can you roll your tongue?
  • No, but all the other kids in my herd could. So Jealous!
  • 5. Did George Clooney make you pass out with his mind?
  • During our first screen test I thought to myself, even if I get so star struck and I pass out, I can still nail the roll.. ha ha!
  • 6. Favorite sports team?
  • Colorado State Rams. It’s my home town team!
  • 7. When I turn my head to the right______
  • I get dizzy
  • 8. What is the punchline to your favorite joke?
  • That’s what she said
  • 9. Are you superstitious?
  • Um, I always step on airplanes with my right hoof. Just something I’ve always done.
  • 10. Do you have another movie lined up after this?
  • I’m deep in negotiations on something. But my agent will kill me if I talk too much about it. When I can, I will announce it on my Twitter page.

Movie Interviews

All Nighter

In the grand tradition (well, tradition anyway) of USA Network's defunct UP ALL NIGHT, we dig through the $5 bins and OOP movie titles to find the best for those insomnia filled nights...

Cooper is a slacker that is about to get fired at work; but while his boss is yelling at him there is a loud noise and the next thing he knows he is waking up in a web. Large bugs have taken over and all humans are sedated and trapped. Cooper begins to slowly wake as many as he can find and a group begins to form. Together they have to figure out a way to travel undetected and how to take on the infestation of bugs that are now ruling the world.

When I saw the cover I was expecting a crappy movie that had horrible effects and maybe a few jokes here or there that were somewhat funny. Instead I found “Infestation” to be an entertaining, awesome movie for this genre. The effects are better than that of Syfy channel quality, the acting is the right amount of sarcastic, overacting, and panicked. I find Chris Marquette hilarious and Ray Wise if awesome. And if big killer bugs are not enough for you then maybe the half human half bug creatures will suck you in.

You don’t really get any answers about the bugs which sucks; but the overall concept is carried through in an amusing, higher quality than expected way. Is it perfect? Nah; but it is enjoyable and makes for a good movie night in.


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