Out there among the dusty and/or swampy back roads of Americana there isa man-creature a-lurkin', a-ramblin', a-driftin', and quite often, a-seekin'. Xavier is a spiritual wanderer who moseys from town to town playing his shakashuri and trying to lend a helping snakehand to his fellow man. He's a stoic guardian of the day, here to deliver his home brew justice to lonely teenagers, hot cavewomen, dirt farmers, evilcowboys, and dads who just won't listen. His is a noble quest to unravel the mystery of his origin and what it means to be stuck whirlin'round on this big blue mudball. Who is this 6-foot freak beast with an excellent 80's bi-level hair cut? And who are you?