The Omen, it is not.  There are a lot of things wrong with this "creepy kid" thriller, many of which I cannot go into without delving into the post-Sixth Sense worthy M.

Let’s admit it, there is a certain age where little kids no longer are cute and can be just plain creepy. For Orphan, that age is 9.

Six college friends take a small detour on their way to a football game. But the detour ends up being a little longer than expected when their car breaks down.