Truth in Advertising is back! We gathered up all the worst of the worst and rebranded their posters with Shakefire.com's not-so-friendly critiques from 2012. Not a single month were we spared for the horrendous decisions of some producers...
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JANUARY
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"Contraband (does) not do anything exceptionally well" - Matt Rodriguez
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"Stale acting and uneven tones" - Ryan Sterritt
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FEBRUARY
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"There is little to latch on to" - Matt Rodriguez
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"Don't go in with high expectations" - Matt Rodriguez
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MARCH
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"Silent House ultimately fails to deliver a frightening horror film" - Matt Rodriguez
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"The chemistry between Collins and Roberts isn't there" - Matt Rodriguez
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APRIL
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"Will leave you cringing in your seat" - Matt Rodriguez
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"It's best to stay clear of this one" - Matt Rodriguez
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MAY
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"It never fully conceptualizes" - Matt Rodriguez
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"Insanely stereotypical. Racist" - Zione Michaels
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"No sensible storyline at all" -Matt Rodriguez
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"Held back by a few too many cliche scenarios" -Ryan Sterritt
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"A less-than-stellar attempt at crafting a story around the real-life disaster" -Matt Rodriguez
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JUNE
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"Weak story. Distracts its' audience" -Ryan Sterritt
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"Do we really need to see Adam Sandler jerking it to a photo of an old lady in a swimming suit?" - Matt Rodriguez
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JULY
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"You'll be bored by the second half" -Matt Rodriguez
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AUGUST
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"No direction" -Matt Rodriguez
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SEPTEMBER
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"Slow moments" "Not in homerun territory" "Repetitive themes" -Ryan Sterritt
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"One big let down...the execution of it fails" -Matt Rodriguez
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OCTOBER
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"(A) constant repetition of P.O.D.'s "Boom"" -Matt Rodriguez
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NOVEMBER
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"Destined to crash and burn" -Matt Rodriguez
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""The Collection" is a mindless remake of the 2009 film "The Collector"" -Ryan Sterritt
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"A tiresome chore that relies on fleeting scenes of pure comedy genius" -Matt Rodriguez
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