Chinesepod's Carlie discusses the meaning of the name 'Huawei' in light of the recent national security concerns of the Whitehouse
Peter is overjoyed that he gets the honor of performing jury duty, until his family informs him that it's nothing special at all. He is immediately dismayed and tries to do everything in his power to get out of it, from expressing his prejudice against picnic ants to running the courthouse halls. This plotline is interrupted by a Quahog 5 News announcement that a black hole will suck up the planet in 24 hours, ending all life on earth! Mayor Adam West tries to save the day by punching the black hole in the face, while people all over town do the things they've always wanted to do. Quagmire has sex with Joe's wife Bonnie, just to say that he did. Herbert tries to openly molest Chris. Peter saves a Native American princess from rape (by shooting her head off with a musket), rides a lion, and shouts the N-word in an all black neighborhood (returning with the title of 'King of All Black People': "They respect me because I said it."). During the alleged last few seconds they have, Peter reveals that he could never stand spending time with the kids. This is when the Quahog 5 News Team reveals that it was just one big April Fools joke, leaving Peter to deal with the insult he just laid down on his family. The kids start ignoring Peter viciously, so he immediately tries to gain their favor by pretending to take an interest in their hobbies. Peter asks Meg about her period, tries to snort crystal meth with Chris (only managing to rip his own eyeball out and 'hike' out a window), and listens to Stewie's business meeting with his toys (this ends with Peter smoking crystal meth again). Peter ends up buying the kids' love back with an Xbox 360. Brian snorts the crystal meth out of the garbage.