For the sake of "truth in advertising", we have decided to start a new blog here at Shakefire.com showing how WE think posters of certain theatrical movies should look. We had a little fun with photoshop as we start with the most recent 7 not-so praise worthy films...
Johnny English Reborn:
"(Rowan Atkinson's) style of comedy has ultimately fallen flat" -Matt
Footloose (2011):
"You’re watching a near carbon-copy remake of the original, cheesy scenes and all" -Matt
The Thing (2011):.jpg)
"Unlike the blood of the imitating creature, The Thing just doesn't pop." -Ryan
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"This movie is an insult to movies, to art, to humanity." -Patty
What's Your Number?:
"If you’re looking for another R-rated comedy home run, look elsewhere. It appears that winning streak is finally over" -Matt
Dolphin Tale:
"Dolphin Tale has its moments but ultimately doesn’t leave a lasting impression on the audience." -Matt
Straw Dogs (2011):
"Straw Dogs is a plethora of things but most of all, it's pointless and unnecessary." -Ryan
I Don't Know How She Does It:.jpg)
"If you like predictable plots or getting embarrased for the main character, then by all means, go..." -Jennifer