Beware a woman scorned and hide from the nun that’s had everything taken from her. When Sister Sarah (played by Asun Ortega) gets turned into a sex slave and hooked on drugs, her vows no longer guide her what to do. Barely escaping death after a beating, Sister Sarah has a vision that tells her she must kill everyone who is unholy especially the Los Muertos biker gang. With corrupt priests telling Chavo (played by David Castro) to hunt down this renegade nun, Sister Sarah finds out that her mission will take away even more from her than she thought she had left.

NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS..REALLY:
There’s been reviews where I’ve said that the title tells you everything you need to know and in the case of this movie it really does tell you everything you need to know. The plot, well there is none really, that is if you call having a drug ring in a town that seems to only have 4 locations, a nudie bar, a church, a hotel, and a gas station, with priests that sell drugs, a biker gang that kills and rapes everyone, and nuns that seem to be naked all the time. Oh how can I forget the guns? That’s right, cause they’re not big, most look fake, and well the movie is so horrible that it don’t matter.

I’ve seen some pretty bad movies in my time but Nude Nuns with Big Guns will rank in the top 5 of worst movies that I’ve seen. Though it don’t contain any graphic violence some of the others in the top 5, but what it does have is enough to make it be placed in the top 5. At no time is there any decent acting, in fact saying there’s bad acting would be giving too much credit to the movie. Every single actor in this movie does such a horrible job that it’s almost as disgusting as the real reason for this movie, nude nuns doing very un-nun like acts. Just by watching this movie I feel like I’m doing something wrong.

All this movie does is show a lot of nude women, mostly being the nuns and nothing else. In the first minute of the opening of the movie there was shown a room full of nude nuns making drugs for the evil priest. During this time there was also 2 other nuns that had been shot and killed on a bus. Now that’s the first minute, just imagine what the other 1 hour 29 minutes contained. I don’t know what this movies point was, that nuns can take revenge or go around naked and not care, or maybe that some people should not be making movies because there’s nothing else to take from this movie. About the only aspect about this movie that has anything worth some credit would be the wardrobe. Not that I’m knowledgeable in how nuns dress but when they did have clothes on they looked like nuns and the biker gang had a look of mean, gritty, and dirty bikers. Beyond the wardrobe the rest of the movie was a mess. The sets looked as if they were a backroom that was poorly lit, the lighting went from too bright to too dark, and there was nothing being offered in angles or how it was shot. If I were to never to have watched this movie I would have had no problems but being that I have I now have lost an hour and half of my life that was taken by one of the worst movies I’ve seen in awhile.

BLU RAY OF THE MOVIE:
Not only am I amazed that this movie was made but I’m also amazed that it was put on Blu Ray. Not that it helps any to make it any better. In fact just for the fact of it being a Blu Ray and how it actually looks makes the movie loose what little credit it had left. Though there is not a lot of noise or grain being seen in the picture, the overall quality of this movie looks like a 90’s DVD. Just because it’s on a Blu Ray disc it won’t make the picture quality of the movie better. Not only was the picture unimpressive, the audio levels is surprisingly low for a Blu Ray. When the menu came on I had to turn down the volume because it was so loud but once the movie stated to play I was putting my volume levels high because I couldn’t hear it.