Dallas

When Dallas made its triumphant return to broadcast I simply shrugged at yet another preposterous property being rebooted, in the parlance of our times. Was it even necessary? As the original aired long before my time and ended on the cusp of my rebellious years when TV was a complete waste of time, I never saw episode one. Like then, I had yet to see an episode of the newly revamped show. All that ended with the first two episodes of season 2.