Metamorphosis

I initially thought about starting this review with a joke about how I used to replace “suffocation, no breathing” (from Papa Roach’s hit single “Last Resort”) with “constipation” and it would make the song that much more bearable. But I realized that even that small effort would be more than this hack group deserves. So I’ll just recreate the sounds that you’ll hear when you put this album on (should you have the ill fortune or bad judgment to be subjected to this crap).

BLARGH BLARGH!!! REEEE REEEEAARRRRWO!!!! SCREEE SCREE SCREEE!!!! YARARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

WUMMMM WUMMM WUMM!!! REEEEE RREEEEEAAARRWWOOOW!!!!

Pause for obligatory power ballad.

CHUGGAAA CHUGGAAA CHUGGAAA!!!!! MEEEDLEY MEEEDLEY MEEE!!!! BLARGH BLARGH!!!! I SLEEP AROUND!!!! LOOK AT MEEEE!!! I AM SO AWESOME AT BEING A ROCK STARRRRRRR!!!!!!

And that’s about it. This album sucks. These guys are trying waaaaay too hard to be hard. Why are they still making music and who’s footing the bill? Whoever it is, the poor sap is being robbed blind. Avoid this like the plague.